India wants births remote-controlled

Mumbai - India intends to harness the passion-killing properties of late-night television to help control a potentially catastrophic population explosion. Health and Family Welfare Minister Ghulam Nabi Azad has called for the country to redouble its efforts to bring electricity to all its huge rural population.

''people will watch TV until late night and then fall asleep. They won't get a chance to produce children''

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