Zardari’s Palin flirt earns him a fatwa


LAHORE: The prayer leader of the infamous Lal Masjid in the heart of Islamabad has issued a decree against President Asif Zardari for publicly making indecent gestures towards the American Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin during their Washington meeting, saying the act was un-Islamic and Zardari has shamed the entire Pakistani nation.

[Elect Palin. Send her on a world tour. All extremists kill each other. Another problem fixed. The 'Palin Doctrine' is born.]

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