[HT:GC]:

Thanks to the Italians!

A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who
had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end
the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced
it to women."
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[wasn't me... GC did it...]
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