The Warmist Shamans

Shaman James Hansen has proclaimed that we only have four years left before the world falls into climate catastrophy. The oceans will rise, species will die, the gates of hell will open, and general wailing and gnashing of teeth will prevail over mankind. Dr. Hansen, director of NASA's Goddard Institute for Space Studies, is the world's leading witch doctor crusading against manmade global warming. He has taken this title away from Bigfoot Al, who is increasingly reticent in discussing his own giant carbon footprint in public.

The question arises as to why the George Soros-funded scientist has demanded this time-horizon (President Obama's first term) for decisive action to thwart armagedden. In the immediate future, we are going to hear increasingly desperate pleas from the true believers of Climatotholicism that the end is near. We must act now, or be lost forever. This is the start of a phenomenon I am calling the Shaman Shamboozle... [snip]

Dr. Hansen and his fellow witch doctors must act fast. Using the principle of the Shaman Shamboozle, the evil global warming spirits must be chased away before it is obvious to the tribal masses that the climate is actually getting cooler. In doing so, the shaman ecologists can claim that President Obama's "green initiatives", i.e., taxing anything that emits carbon dioxide, were successful. At that point their political power over the tribe will be complete and irreversable. Let the dance commence before the eclipse begins to wane!

[that's the beauty of this scam: once they enact 'solutions' and voila: nothing happens - they'll then hail themselves as having acted just in time. I say we wait a decade to decide - that would accelerate the data gathering proving catastrophic global warming at which point we could bet the farm on 'fixing' it a.s.a.p.. (or, maybe, perhaps, learn the whole thing's been a scam)

Time is not on their side: the screeching will get worse - much worse.]

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